10 funny tweets parents can relate to
We know that being a parent can be one of the most joyous occasions in someone’s life. These tweets are here to show us that things can go south in a heartbeat.
I don’t care how cute your kid is. When you wake up in the middle of the night and see them standing next to your bed, they are terrifying.
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) August 1, 2016
Son: what do you want for the holidays?
Me: peace and quiet
Son: lol, well that’s not gonna happen. What else?
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) November 23, 2016
[two of my four kids burst into tears]
Random lady walking by: Why are you crying, girls?
Me: It’s cute that you think there’s a reason.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 25, 2016
When I want my kids to eat something the best chance I have is to put it on MY plate, where apparently food becomes immediately appetizing.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) August 15, 2016
Son: I don’t wanna go to school
Me: and I don’t wanna go to work but we have to
S: I won’t tell mom if you won’t
Me: you promise?
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) August 18, 2016